June 2012
May 2012
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Oh hey guys I’m home from Cyprus!
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theflowershop:
hahahaa ok who the fuck is in goal
is it like
the mascot or something
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The biggest failure of my German professors back home: teaching German grammar in English.
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I feel like I could write a love song about Germans and their obsession with Spargel.
I’d call it “Asparagus Love Affair”
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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oezilizedworld:
A for attack. The Mercedes Benz-TV spot for the European Championship.
seriously my favorite commercial.
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In just a week I’ll be relaxing/partying with my friends on the beaches of Cyprus.
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Guess what lucky girl is getting an hour long Thai massage today?
Dis bitch.
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grapfruit:
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants